Book Purging courtesy of Your government

The backdoor method of erasing all politically incorrect cultural heritage, published before 1985 is to pass a "green law" decreasing the allowable lead content in books, and demanding that all those published before the restrictions be eliminated. They have to keep those old Bibles away from your kids, especially.

So keep all of your old kids books and pass them down. I was going to send a bunch to Goodwill, but not anymore. Give them directly to other families who aren't afflicted with paranoid lead-phobia.

The amusing part of this is to think of the massive book disposal problem this has created for commercial and public institutions, and the landfills which receive their waste.