Jerry Brown is Toast

Attorney General Jerry Brown of California has decided he can't get enough pain, so he's cozied up to the morally bankrupt institution of ACORN in his blighted attempt to replace the departing Arnold Schwarzeneggar. 

Jerry's  blight has been contracted from the dumpster diving, private detective, Derrick Roach, who unearthed 20000 pages of discarded documents from the San Diego ACORN office.  As you may recall, this office was visited by the intrepid team, James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles, and supplied some now famous video demonstrating utter corruption.   Warned of impending governmental scrutiny, the office filled it's dumpster with paperwork, and this has been resurrected to the embarrassment of Jerry Brown, who spearheaded the fake investigation.